World Expert Fails To Rid Desk of Ants

As earlier readers will know, my corner office has been overrun with ants.






Recently, world class expert on ant behavior, Dr. Deborah Gordon of Stanford University, failed utterly in ridding my desk of the ant plague.




The bloody insects marched on, and on.




In fact, Dr. Gordon was forced to resort to Poodley for protection.




I may be forced to bring in the big guns.